: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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