Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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