Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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