Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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