Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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