guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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