It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
