Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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