what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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