Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I came so hard my ears popped.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
The ass gains better be worth it
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