READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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