their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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