keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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