Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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