"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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