You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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