i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He passed out mid-signature
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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