with your own penis?
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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