fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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