I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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