Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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