Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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