she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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