I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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