I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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