omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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