WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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