Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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