White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
