none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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