Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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