She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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