"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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