Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
it's like iHOP with fire
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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