Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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