Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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