Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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