she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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