I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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