He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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