the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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