How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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