How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You surviving the open bar?
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38 yer olds are good kisserssss
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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