i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
