is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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