if you like me you must not know who I am
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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