I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
