Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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