Im at strip club and am horny
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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