like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Randomize
